by Chuck Calabreze
Passive-Aggressive Behavior: Getting what you want by insisting you don’t want it.
Controlling Behavior: Ignoring the opinion you just solicited.
Placating: I’ll get to this later, I promise.
Irrational: What a woman is when she doesn’t agree with you.
Communication: A characteristic of human behavior found only on the y chromosome.
Change: What a woman wants and a man fears.
Excuse: What we men call "an explanation."
Incommunicative: What a man is when he won’t say what he feels.
Inappropriate: What a man is when he does.